Top 10 Reasons Churchill Should Not Be Fired

10.	He makes all other Ethnic Studies professors look positively sane.
9.	CU just wouldn't be the same respected and revered institution of higher learning without him.
8.	He would have more time to write.
7.	He would have more time to write.
6.	If he were fired, dozens of anarcho-marxist chicken-hat-wearing vegan scrotum-inflaters across the nation might do something rash.
5.	Two words: Affirmative Action.
4.	People in the burgeoning cottage industry of Churchill-loathing blogs would have to shut down and find productive jobs.
3.	The US's plans to get out of North America and off the planet would be thrown into disarray.
2.	News coverage of Jacko's trial would be uninterrupted.
1.	Scholarship, integrity, and objective reasoning would have a chance of gaining acceptance in Ethnic Studies--and that would just be wrong. From the pages of Pirateballerina