Duh...really?

Here is a study funded by our goverment that shows if a student does not get enough sleep they perform poorly and were less attentive in class.

Really? As a parent I had no idea! My better half who is a teacher was shocked; she just thought that those difficult ones were not medicated enough!

So I am going to apply for free money for common sense research, my study will be to see how many cars will stop if I throw those scientists out in traffic and for a minor secondary study to see how many of them will live, that should bring in additional cash, oops... I meant funding.