Seattle recalls Christmas

OK that’s it! Cancel Christmas! With the outrage and whining from the idiots with no life, yes ACLU that means you too, why bother to have this observance for the masses? Yup, that’s right, schools and all businesses will be open on Christmas and let’s also include Easter from now on too. Yes, I know it falls on Sunday this year so you will still have it off. However, from now on you will get no “Winter Break” or any other holiday that has religious overtones. There that should make you happy and more productive.

Oh and for the record I believe that 45% of all sales for most retailers occur during Christmas Holidays, this is usually what makes or breaks their year, just something to think about while you are commuting to your cubical.