While we are talking lawyers.

Teenagers are jumping between parking garages that are up to 80 feet tall. And if someone falls, it the parking garages fault!

"There was a very, very short length of fence that was completely ineffective in preventing this from happening," D'Assaro said.

Now let me get this straight the lawyer thinks that it is not the dumb idiot's fault for jumping or his parents for having a child that lived, but the parking garage owners?

I am dumbfounded at this time....... Wait I have an idea, let's get the lawyer to stand next to the short ineffective fence and see if it indulges him to jump! If he does not jump then that shows that the fence had absolutely nothing to do with the teenager’s decision to jump! And as the teenager stated "I was following my friends" during his failed attempt to be Superman.

If the lawyer does jump, Great One less lawyer in the world! Geronimooo…………splat! But with our luck you will hear, “It’s just a bloody flesh wound!”