AK and 401k included.

Early CAIR was caught doctoring an image that a third grader would catch. Since it is obvious the lack of web savvy Islamic helpdesk techies are available, al-Qaeda is running ads recruiting for such help.

"Every Muslim knows his life is not his, since it belongs to this violated Islamic nation whose blood is being spilt. Nothing should take precedence over this." We take this to mean that successful applicants should not expect a six-figure salary, 28 days paid leave, a company car or health insurance, although you probably get a company AK-47 thrown in as part of the package.

Hey a free AK-47, not bad, tell you what throw in 2 for 1 matching 401K, the current cell locations throughout the world and you have a deal!