Thursday, February 23, 2006

Civil Defense 101

********News Flash*********
This is you WAKE UP CALL!

The Iranian spiritual leaders authorize the use of nuclear weapons against their enemies.

The cat is out of the bag, well only if you are a Demie or UN official, at this point you may feel surprised at this recent statement. And just incase this has escaped your thought process, we are considered their enemies!

Remember the proper procedure is to Duck and cover.

1 Comments:

At 12:32 PM, Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

Israel is already planning their strike, I'm sure. It will be entertaining to watch what passes for a military in Iran flounder as the IDF buzzes around them like a mongoose playing with a grass snake.

It's just too bad Moshe Dyan isn't still around. He's shove those nukes sideways up the mullahs' collective asses and make them say "thank you, sir!"

 

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