Cowardly Kerry speaks……

This arrogant elitist scumbag has crossed the line this time. Ole' Kerry and Richard Belzer must be reading partners.

“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

Fish wrapping paper on the decline.

And I am so sad, NOT!

The Los Angeles Times reported that daily circulation fell 8% to 775,766. Sunday dropped 6% to 1,172,005

The San Francisco Chronicle was down. Daily dropped 5.3% to 373,805 and Sunday fell 7.3% to 432,957.

The New York Times lost 3.5% daily to 1,086,798 and 3.5% on Sunday to 1,623,697. Its sister publication, The Boston Globe, reported decreases in daily circulation, down 6.7% to 386,415 and Sunday, down 9.9% to 587,292.

The Washington Post lost daily circulation, which was down 3.3% to 656,297 while Sunday declined 2.6% to 930,619.

Circulation losses at The Wall Street Journal were average, with daily down 1.9% to 2,043,235. The paper's Weekend Edition, however, saw its circulation fall 6.7% to 1,945,830.

Daily circulation at USA Today slipped 1.3% to 2,269,509.

The Chicago Tribune showed slight declines. Daily dropped 1.7% to 576,132 and Sunday decreased 1.3% to 937,907.

Losses at the Miami Herald were steep. Daily circulation fell 8.8% to 265,583 and Sunday fell 9.1% to 361,846.

Jetblue new label: "We test on human subjects"

I'M GUESSING NO LAWYERS WERE CONSULTED on this experiment:

Jet Blue wanted to squeeze just a few more working hours out of its pilots but it needed the facts to prove that a change in FAA regulations wouldn't lead to a spate of crashes and flight errors. Its solution? Hook up 30 odd pilots to monitoring devices and make them illegally work in excess of FAA protocol in a makeshift clinical trial. Not only does such an experiment violate every ethical law in the book, it also makes hundreds, if not thousands, of passengers unwitting participants in a clinical trial that could possibly end in a fireball on the tarmac.

Easy Target not so easy.

DON’T MESS WITH US OLD FARTS. We fight dirty and take no prisoners. Not only did Ernie Coleman beat the crap out of this youthful attackers but he took their gun and sent them packing.

Bahamian beat down

The Bahamas have a judicial system that dates back to the 18th century, and in 2006 it is still applicable. Bet this idiot will think twice next time before he tries to rape Grandma.

Freedom Is Not Free

I’ll be back ..No wait..... you will be assimilated

The governator has raised a few eyebrows with his statement:

"What I'm saying to the Mexicans is you've got to go and immerse yourself and assimilate into the American culture, become part of the American fabric. That is how Americans will embrace you," he added.

About time a politician actually understands and is speaking on behalf of some of his voters.

New DNC chair?

Joke of the Day

Mexico says it may go to the United Nations to challenge US plans to build 700 hundred of miles of fences on its southern border.

History repeats itself again.....

Yesterday’s announcement of a third round of delay, this time for roughly a year, in the delivery of Airbus A 380 super jumbo airliners drove down shares of parent company EADS so far that trading in them had to be suspended on the Paris arm of the Euronext market after they breached their 10 per cent loss limit. Trading resumed, but the shares drifted even lower.

A French failure, who would have ever thought such an atrocity could happen. Yanks are at fault I am sure!

Immigrants Rights and donuts

Two customer service chains have began checking SSN and names to ensure they match, what a novel idea. However, people are screaming that these companies are discriminating the “Immigrant rights". That should clue you in right away that we're dealing with people who promote illegal aliens.

New Element discovered

Scientists of one of banana republic recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium."

Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 98 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons. Morons still unexplored substance, the distinctive feature of which is large amount of pockets.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it mass will constantly increase over time, because during decay cycle, the mass of pockets of assistant neutrons, deputy neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons on the increase and when it reaching critical concentration, the stucture undergoes a reorganization, in which some morons become a neutrons, a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes everything with which it comes into contact and it comes in reaction with everything that has electrons and not inert. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take over four days to complete.

When Gv decays, it falls into another new elements, Retiredum (Re) and Retardium (Rt) which some call Dementium (Dm)